Georgetown Youth Group

I recently had middle school youth group, Turning Point, submit a funny Facebook status before we started.  Here is what they came up with (completely uncorrected and unedited).

• I’m staring at a squirrel
• I AM watching an elephant at the zoo
• Wow, that girl’s got some muscle!
• Just started Mr. Dejoung on fire. Oh, wait he is jumping into a bowl of water. Hope it turns out good!
• Watching the movie “Winnie the Pooh”
• laying with a napkin dispenser!
• When is the barbor coming?
• I heart obese men in porta-potties!
• I heart your Butt hair
• Your Butt hair makes me gag
• I heart pink sharpies!
• I heart your Abs!
• I heart Piggy wiggies
• Good Afternoon! My name is Russell! I am a wilderness explorer! cacaw cacaw rawww
• noodles are my friends
• I Love your MoM’s chest Hair!
• OBAMA you Mama
• Calm your horses!
• Sexy Chickens
• Help Me Please Heart
• I am eating chunky salad
• lets hope your troubles are as short as a new years resolution – spencer
• Why are Boys so hot? I don’t understand!
• your mothers chest hair!
• you are so, entirely YUMMY!
• I feel like a Pretty little Princess – in Pink-!
• I’m struggling and it’s complicated
• AVON CALLING!
• I’m meeting a clown at 3:00
• I love your sexy six-pack
• Calm your horses
• Skittles
• your pit hair makes me drool
• Quit it with those nails Edward scissorhands
• (:
• Happy Thanksgiving to all & to all a good Turkey
• **and finally the one that was drawn, and put as my Facebook status -> I really love your mom.  (I suppose it could have been worse!)